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| âi riid de niuspepâ 2dei : ovâ 20 lenguich in de EU - |
| 2 menni intâpretâ ... vi niid niu lenguich : SIMPLISH ! |
| mi longtâim intânet end sii lottâ bed lenguich der ... |
| menni piipel ken tok inglish - so dis vill bi de besik pârt ov it . |
| bâtt inglish nott so gud vidde vokâls - itelish mâtch bettâ |
| ( gess vâi dem sing de operâs so kliirli : |
| kos dem spiik it es dem râit it ! ! ) |
| dis miks ov piggin + rep + edvertâis + nott no hâo 2 spell |
| mâst bi iisi 2 lřrn 4 iu - end iu ken bi shuur |
| ol âddâ neshens vill olso ândâstend de tekst ! |
| râit bâi ulli p. / 09.07.2004 |
01) olveis str8 - nevâ lâik dis: 'would you be so nice and let myself introduce to you' bettâ: 'mi vonnâ sho 2 iu' 02) short bettâ den long (2 spiik menni vřrds end miin notting is iusless end oonli gud 4 politishens) 03) sâond = râit (2 râit 1 vei end tok âddâ vei is verri bed politiks 2 !) 04) nott niid gremmâ (fri spiik!) - korrekt is gud, nott korrekt is olso gud! 05) vi nott lâik old tangbrekâs: 'rhythm' = 'biit', 'character' = 'lettâ' 06) nott niid miut vokâls or konsonânts( 'calm', 'guest' = 'kââm', 'gest') 07) nott niid 'a, q, w, x, y, z' - bettâ 'â', 'kv', 'v', 'ks', 'i', 's' 08) nott niid 'th' ('in the bathroom' = 'in de bâdruum') 09) teik nâmbâ venevâ possibel: '1ss', '4 iu', '2geddâ', 'v8', 'in10s' 10) nottâ singel vřrd shud hev mor den 15 lettâ !igsââmpel
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1st lřrn sâm RUULS :

end diis links 2 lukkâp dem in de vřrdbuk:
[speshel lettâ] [â] [b] [c] [d] [e] [f] [g] [h]
[i] [j] [k] [l] [m] [n] [o] [p] [r] [s] [t] [v] [ř]
| SIMPLISH | INGLISH | GŘRMISH |
| - | - | - |
| ! | ! | ! |
| " | " | " |
| $ | $ | $ |
| ( | ( | ( |
| ) | ) | ) |
| , | , | , |
| . | . | . |
| ... | ... | ... |
| / | / | / |
| : | : | : |
| ; | ; | ; |
| ? | ? | ? |
| @ | @ | @ |
| + | + | + |
| < | < | < |
| = | = | = |
| > | > | > |
| 0 | zero | null |
| 00 | toilet | klo |
| 1 | one | eins |
| 10 | ten | zehn |
| 11 | eleven | eleven |
| 12 | twelve | zwölf |
| 13 | thirteen | dreizehn |
| 14 | fourteen | vierzehn |
| 15 | fifteen | fünfzehn |
| 16 | sixteen | sechzehn |
| 17 | seventeen | siebzehn |
| 18 | eighteen | achtzehn |
| 19 | nineteen | neunzehn |
| 1dâ | wonder | wundern |
| 1ss | once | einmal |
| 1st | the first | erster |
| 1st | first | zuerst |
| 2 | to | zu |
| 2 | too | auch noch |
| 2 | much too | viel zu |
| 2 | two | zwei |
| 20 | twenty | zwanzig |
| 2dei | today | heute |
| 2deleft | to the left | links |
| 2derâit | to the right | rechts |
| 2geddâ | together | zusammen |
| 2morro | tomorrow | morgen |
| 3 | three | drei |
| 3 | tree | baum |
| 4 | for | für |
| 4 | four | vier |
| 4ss | force | zwingen |
| 5 | five | fünf |
| 6 | six | sechs |
| 6pekk | sixpack | 6er-pack |
| 7 | seven | sieben |
| 8 | eight | acht |
| 9 | nine | neun |
| â | â | â |
| ââtist | artist | künstler |
| âbâot | about | wegen |
| âddâ | other | andere |
| âdress | address | adresse |
| âi | i | ich |
| âkksept | accept | akzeptieren |
| âllâod | allowed | erlaubt |
| ândâstend | understand | verstehen |
| ânssâ | answer | antworten |
| ântill | until | bis |
| âot | out | heraus |
| âotov | out of | bestehend aus |
| âr | are | sind |
| ârgentinâ | argentina | argentinien |
| b | b | b |
| bâdruum | bathroom | badezimmer |
| bâi | bye | tschüss |
| bâi | by | durch |
| bâi | buy | kaufen |
| bâtt | but | aber |
| bâttens | buttons | knöpfe |
| bed | bad | schlecht |
| bed | bed | bett |
| bekk | back | zurück |
| belgem | belgium | belgien |
| besik | basic | grundlage |
| best | best | beste |
| bettâ | better | besser |
| bi | be | sein |
| bi4 | before | vorher |
| biit | beat | schlagen |
| biit | rhythm | rhythmus |
| bikâmm | become | werden |
| blu | blue | blau |
| blubb! | belch! | rülps! |
| břrd | bird | vogel |
| brâosâ | browser | brauser |
| brâsil | brazil | brasilien |
| british | british | britisch |
| bruksânvisning | instructions for use | gebrauchsanweisung |
| c | c | c |
| cheenchd | changed | geändert |
| choiss | choice | auswahl |
| chuus | chose | wählen |
| d | d | d |
| dâbbel | double | doppelt |
| dâs | does | tut |
| de | the | der |
| ded | dead | tot |
| deddi | daddy | papi |
| dei | day | tag |
| dem | they | sie |
| dem | them | ihnen |
| den | then | dann |
| den | than | als |
| denmârk | denmark | dänemark |
| der | there | dort |
| ders | there's | es gibt |
| dets | that's | das ist |
| di | the very | genau die |
| di oonli | the only | die einzige |
| diffikelt | difficult | schwierig |
| diil | deal | handeln |
| diis | these | diesen |
| dis | this | dieses |
| disâstâ | desaster | katastrophe |
| doos | those | jene |
| duunâtt | doughnut | berliner |
| e | a | ein |
| e | e | e |
| ed | add | hinzufügen |
| edvertâis | advertise | werbung |
| ein't it | isn't it | ist es nicht |
| end | and | und |
| end | end | ende |
| enniting | anything | irgendwas |
| entâ | enter | eintragen |
| entri | entry | eintrag |
| es | as | als wie |
| esperânto | esperanto | esperanto |
| et | at | bei |
| EU | EU | EU |
| EUR | EUR | EUR |
| evri1 | everyone | jeder |
| f | f | f |
| fââst | fast | schnell |
| fâddâr | father | vater |
| fâind | find | finden |
| fânkshen | function | funktion |
| fânn | fun | spass |
| feimes | famous | berühmte |
| fiil | feel | fühlen |
| fish | fish | fisch |
| foon | mobile | händi |
| frâânss | france | frankreich |
| frensh | french | französisch |
| fri | free | frei |
| from | from | ausgehend von |
| g | g | g |
| gess | guess | raten |
| gest | guest | gast |
| gett | get | bekommen |
| giv | give | geben |
| go | go | gehen |
| gřrmeni | germany | deutschland |
| gřrmish | german | deutsch |
| greffiti | graffiti | graffiti |
| gremmâ | grammar | grammatik |
| grosse | great | grosse |
| gud | good | gut |
| h | h | h |
| hâo | how | wie |
| hev | have | haben |
| hiir | here | hier |
| hobo | tramp | landstreicher |
| hollend | netherlands | holland |
| hoom | home | zuhause |
| hřr | her | ihr |
| hu | who | welche |
| ie | yourselves | euch |
| iess | yes | ja |
| if | if | falls |
| igsââmpel | example | beispiel |
| iimeil |
| iisi | easy | leicht |
| iiven | even | sogar |
| importent | important | wichtig |
| in | in | in |
| in10s | intense | intensiv |
| in2 | into | hinein |
| inâff | enough | genügend |
| inglend | england | england |
| inglish | english | englisch |
| insâid | inside | drin |
| insâltid | insulted | beleidigt |
| insted | instead of | anstatt |
| intânet | internet | internet |
| intâpretâ | interpreter | dolmetscher |
| is | is | ist |
| isrâel | israel | israel |
| it | it | es |
| itelish | italian | italienisch |
| itteli | italy | italien |
| iu | yourself | du |
| iu | you | dich |
| iumer | humour | humor |
| iur | your | deine |
| ius | use | benutzen |
| iusless | useless | nutzlos |
| j | j | j |
| job | job | arbeit |
| jook | joke | scherz |
| jus | juice | saft |
| k | k | k |
| kââm | calm | ruhig |
| kâmm in | come in | hereinkommen |
| kâmming | coming | kommend |
| kânnâdâ | canada | kanada |
| kântri | country | staat |
| ken | can | können |
| kennot | cannot | kann nicht |
| kiip | keep | behalten |
| kliir | clear | klären |
| kliirli | clearly | klar |
| klikk | click | klicken |
| křbnhâvn | copenhagen | kopenhagen |
| konsonânts | consonants | konsonanten |
| kontinniu | continue | fortsetzen |
| korrekt | correct | korrekt |
| kos | because | weil |
| krismes | xmas | weihnachten |
| kross | across | quer |
| kuul | cool | geil |
| kvâit | quite | ziemlich |
| kviin | queen | königin |
| l | l | l |
| lâik | like | mögen |
| lâik | alike | so wie |
| lâst | last | dauern |
| lenguich | language | sprache |
| lett | let | lassen |
| lettâ | letter | brief |
| lettâ | character | buchstaben |
| letts | let's | lasst uns |
| levvel | level | niveau |
| limmit | limit | grenze |
| links | links | verbindungen |
| littel | small | klein |
| littel | little | wenig |
| liv | live | leben |
| long | long | lang |
| longtâim | long time | lange zeit |
| lřrn | learn | lernen |
| lottâ | a lot of | ganz viel |
| luk | look | schauen |
| lukkâp | look up | nachschlagen |
| m | m | m |
| mâi | my | meine |
| mâontins | mountains | berge |
| mâst | must | muss |
| mâtch | much | viel |
| meek | make | machen |
| meel | post |
| meksiko | mexico | mexiko |
| menni | many | viele |
| mi | me | mich |
| miin | mean | meinen |
| miks | mixture | mischung |
| miut | mute | stumm |
| mor | more | mehr |
| n | n | n |
| nâit | night | nacht |
| nâmbâ | number | nummer |
| nâo | now | jetzt |
| nekst | next | nächste |
| neshens | nations | nationen |
| nevâ | never | nie |
| niid | need | brauchen |
| nikkneim | nickname | spitzname |
| niu | new | neu |
| niuspepâ | newspaper | zeitung |
| no | know | wissen |
| no | no | nein |
| norvei | norway | norwegen |
| nott | knot | knoten |
| nott | not | nicht |
| nottâ | not a | kein |
| notting | nothing | nichts |
| o | o | o |
| oil | oil | öl |
| okidoki | all clear | alles klar |
| ol | all | alle |
| old | old | alt |
| olreddi | already | schon |
| olso | also | auch |
| olveis | always | immer |
| oon | own | eigen |
| oonli | only | nur |
| oostreliâ | australia | australien |
| oostriâ | austria | österreich |
| operâs | operas | opern |
| or | or | oder |
| otomettikeli | automatically | automatisch |
| ov | of | von |
| ovâ | over | über |
| p | p | p |
| pârt | part | teil |
| pedg | page | seite |
| piggin | pidgin | pidgin-englisch |
| piinâtts | peanuts | kleinkram |
| piipel | people | leute |
| piiss | peace | frieden |
| piuut | pute | computern |
| pliis | please | bitte |
| polend | poland | polen |
| politishens | politicians | politiker |
| přrsen | person | person |
| posishen | position | lage |
| possibel | possible | möglich |
| project | project | projekt |
| r | r | r |
| râit | right | recht |
| râit | write | schreiben |
| râit | rite | ritus |
| reddi | ready | fertig |
| rep | rap | rap |
| rest | rest | ruhen |
| riel | real | wirklich |
| riid | read | lesen |
| riili | really | echt |
| rilood | reload | zurückladen |
| rimembâ | remember | erinnern |
| riplâi | reply | antwort |
| ro | row | reihe |
| ruuls | rules | regeln |
| s | s | s |
| sâm | sum | summe |
| sâm | some | einiges |
| sâond | sound | klang |
| sâtch | such | solch |
| seevd | saved | gerettet |
| seim | same | dasselbe |
| self | self | selbst |
| shi | woman | frau |
| sho | show | zeigen |
| short | short | kurz |
| shud | should | sollte |
| shuur | sure | sicher |
| sii | see | sehen |
| sii | sea | meer |
| similâ 2 | similar to | ähnlich |
| simpli | simply | einfach |
| SIMPLISH | SIMPLISH | SIMPLISCH |
| sing | sing | singen |
| singel | single | einzeln |
| sliip | sleep | schlafen |
| so | so | so |
| sofistikeitid | sophisticated | abgehoben |
| song | song | lied |
| sřr | sir | herr |
| sorri | sorry | entschuldigung |
| spein | spain | spanien |
| spell | spell | buchstabieren |
| speshel | special | besondere |
| spiik | speak | sprechen |
| spinnekk | spinach | spinat |
| stârt | start | anfangen |
| still | still | noch |
| stop | stop | aufhören |
| stori | story | geschichte |
| str8 | straight | geradeaus |
| suu | zoo | zoo |
| suun | soon | bald |
| sviiden | sweden | schweden |
| svitsâlend | switzerland | schweiz |
| t | t | t |
| tâim | time | zeit |
| tâims | times | mal |
| tâitel | title | titel |
| tângbrekâ | tonguebreaker | zungenbrecher |
| teik | take | nehmen |
| tekst | text | text |
| tenks | thanx | danke |
| test | test | test |
| tiich | teach | lehren |
| tiivi | television | fernsehen |
| tink | think | denken |
| tok | talk | reden |
| topp | top | spitze |
| třrn | turn | drehen |
| trâi | try | versuchen |
| trânsleshion | translation | übersetzung |
| triângels | triangles | dreiecke |
| triis | trees | bäume |
| tru | true | wahr |
| tru | through | hindurch |
| v | v | v |
| v8 | wait | warten |
| v8 | weight | gewicht |
| vâi | why | warum |
| vândâfull | wonderfull | wunderbar |
| vâo! | wow! | boah! |
| vedder | weather | wetter |
| vei | way | weg |
| ven | when | wenn |
| venevâ | whenever | immer, wenn |
| ver | where | wo |
| verri | very | sehr |
| vi | we | wir |
| vich | which | welches |
| vid | with | mit |
| vidde | with the | mit den |
| vill | will | wird |
| vokâls | vocals | vokale |
| vonnâ | want to | will |
| vřrd | word | wort |
| vřrdbuk | dictionary | wörterbuch |
| vos | was | war |
| vottâbâot | what about | wie steht's mit |
| vottâbâot? | what's it all about? | worum geht's? |
| vud | would | würde |
| ř | ř | ř |
| řrn | earn | verdienen |